There was a young lady named Rose
Who scratched her nose with her toes,
Which drove her boyfriend
Right round the bend,
So he escaped whilst wearing no clothes!
Rose Who Scratched Her Nose with Her Toes
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The Goat in a Boat
I once saw a goat in a boat
Who was wearing a brand new wool coat.
I yelled, “your boat is sinking!”.
He said, “I was just thinking
Whether you sir like my nice wool coat!”.
Strong Beer
When a young lady drinking very strong beer
Said, “my name it is really Miss Ria”.
A drunk little monk
Said, “I’m a hunk!”.
And they married in a brewery quite near!
High-Heels
When a young lady wearing high-heels
Said, “you don’t know how it feels
To be stared at all day!”,
They said to her, “dear Fay,
Perhaps you should wear more than high-heels …!”.
Gwen the Hen and a Fox Called Ken
There once was a hen named Gwen
Who dated a fine fox called Ken.
They met for a meal
And I really do feel
That we won’t be seeing Gwen again …
Gwen and the Gren
There was a young lady known as Gwen
Who worked in a pub called the Gren.
A drinker named Dan
Was a rude man,
So Gwen kicked him out of the Gren!
A Young Lady of this Great Nation
When a young lady of this great nation
Invited me to a night of extreme dissipation,
I said to her, “Coral!
That is so very immoral!”.
She said, “yes! Its what made this nation!”.
There Once Was a Silly Old Duck
There once was a silly old Duck
Who drove around in a big truck.
When he drove into a pond
He got rescued by a blonde,
And they married in that big truck!
Sally and the Alley
I met a young lady named Sally
Who was loitering in a dark alley.
I’ve heard many a confession
And can show great discretion.
And Sally lives at 2, the Alley …!
Fay and the Hay
A most dissolute young lady named Fay
Pulls respectable gentlemen down in the hay.
In the farmer’s field
I had to yield
As she is very persuasive is Fay!
K Morris - Poet 