There was a young lady known as Gwen
Who worked in a pub called the Gren.
A drinker named Dan
Was a rude man,
So Gwen kicked him out of the Gren!
Gwen and the Gren
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A Young Lady of this Great Nation
When a young lady of this great nation
Invited me to a night of extreme dissipation,
I said to her, “Coral!
That is so very immoral!”.
She said, “yes! Its what made this nation!”.
There Once Was a Silly Old Duck
There once was a silly old Duck
Who drove around in a big truck.
When he drove into a pond
He got rescued by a blonde,
And they married in that big truck!
Sally and the Alley
I met a young lady named Sally
Who was loitering in a dark alley.
I’ve heard many a confession
And can show great discretion.
And Sally lives at 2, the Alley …!
Fay and the Hay
A most dissolute young lady named Fay
Pulls respectable gentlemen down in the hay.
In the farmer’s field
I had to yield
As she is very persuasive is Fay!
A Young Lady of Hong Kong
When a young lady of Hong Kong
Went and sang a very sad song,
A whale called gale
Raised her great tail
And beat on a large dinner gong!
The Man and the Goat
There once was a man with a goat
Who went and wrote a very important note.
But the goat said, “I’m starving.
I will pay you 1 farthing!”.
So he did, and he ate that note!
Snooty Miss Glass
an extremely snooty young lady named Glass
Said, “you are so very working class!”.
My good friend Miss Kate
Said, “he owns an estate!”.
And now I am married to Glass!
The New Club
A new sex club has opened near me
And the locals are angry as can be!
But I hear from Miss Grub
That it’s a very good club,
So I’m going with the vicar to see …
I Once Met a Dog Drinking Beer
I once met a dog drinking beer
Who said, “do you know Miss Ria?”.
I said, “she’s divine
And fond of wine.
But dogs they should not drink beer!”
K Morris - Poet 