When a naughty young lady in red

Was found hiding under my hospital bed,

A nurse known as Lou

Said, “I’ll spank you two!”,

Now our bums are sore and red!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

When a single young lady in red

Made love in the bishop’s new bed,

And the bed it collapsed

She said, “we have lapsed!

And we’ve landed on the vicar’s head!”
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

There once was a vampire named Lake

Who entered a restaurant to eat steak.

A waitress called Moriah

Said, “you’re a vampire!”,

Are you sure you want that stake!”
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

When a strange young lady named Gwen

Went and woke me at around 10,

And I said, “are you a nurse?

She said, “no! its far, far worse!”.

Then she showed her fangs did Gwen …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

When a young lady named Miss Flow

Said, “you must always write what you know”,

I wrote about her

And our sordid affair –

Now I’m corresponding with her lawyer called Joe …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.