Author Archives: Chris The Story Reading Ape

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About Chris The Story Reading Ape

I am what my name states, an ape of the primate species called Homo Sapiens Sapiens. My blog is intended to present New (to me) Authors, whose stories or books I have read and enjoyed, so that anyone who happens to stumble onto this blog, while searching for a book to read, or, a new (to them) author to try, may find what they seek, or, at least, inspiration. I have also made the blog an Author Promotions Enterprise to be a platform for authors to introduce themselves to potential readers and to provide advice and tips resources information they can use to improve and enhance their story telling efforts. Please be advised that I reserve the right to remove, or decline to publish, any comments that I deem inappropriate.

Refreshed by An Early Spring Breeze

Refreshed by an early spring breeze

I pass trees

In an urban field

.

These fine trees

Will,  in all probability, outlast me.

But all will yield

For time he ends all rhyme.

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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Too Much Booze!

When a young lady drunk on  booze

Awoke in the street with no shoes,

She said, “goodness me!

Its long gone 3!

It must be time for more booze!”.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Whole Again

The rain calls to me

To leave my technology.

It says, “you must go

To your hospital window”.

So I obey it’s command

And go and stand

Where the scent and sound

Of rain is profound

And I am whole again.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Miss Bland’s One Night Stand

A young lady whose name is Bland

Is fond of the one night stand.

When she met Mr White

She stood there all night

And the choir they sang to Bland!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Message to all my blog followers and friends.

I’ve somehow got logged out of my blog so I can’t reply to comments or log in due to the NHS WiFi preventing me from doing so. I’ve tried using my iPhone as a means of connecting to the internet from my computer. The iPhone shows up in the list of available connections. However, for some reason when I click on iPhone I’m told it won’t connect.

Therefore, I am having problems responding to comments at present due to issues logging into my blog. I very much value your comments and will reply to any outstanding comments as soon as I am able. I apologise for any inconvenience caused.

My friend, Chris Graham will continue to post on my behalf.

Kevin.

Amy Who Said She Would Never Blame Me!

I am dating a girl named Amy

Who said she would never blame me!

 I had an affair with Claire

And a fling with Miss Ling,

And Amy she really did blame me!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Hospital Shadows

In the hospital, shadows come and go

On wards and corridors.

Some return again to sunshine and rain.

While others forever forgo

The delight of sunlight, wind and rain.

And fade on wards.
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

When a Brave Young Nurse Named Maude

When a brave young nurse named Maude

Found Death lurking on a hospital ward,

Her and Miss Ling

Grabbed some strong string

And tied him up on that ward!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.