My friend whose name is Andy
Has a reputation as a dandy.
He thought Miss Mandy hot
And offered her cheap chocolate.
But Mandy she preferred a shandy!
My friend whose name is Andy
Has a reputation as a dandy.
He thought Miss Mandy hot
And offered her cheap chocolate.
But Mandy she preferred a shandy!
You can’t get away with offering a girl cheap chocolate!
Indeed you can not, Esther. So this coming Valentine’s day I shall buy only the most expensive chocolate for any lady who comes out on a date with me …!