When young ladies waving very wet mops
Jumped and danced on the table tops,
All the old gentlemen cheered.
While I shaved my beard.
And the waiters they called the cops!
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K Morris - Poet 
I would have called the cops, too. I don’t hold with those sorts of shenanigans.
Shenanigans is a great word, Liz. I hasten to add that Iād specifically booked the restaurant as a mops and beard themed party, so I think there must have been some miscommunication somewhere during the booking process ā¦!
Oops!
We shall not stand for it š
Indeed we shall not stand for it. We shall most positively sit down! Thanks for commenting, Esther.
Dancing on tables? And with wet mops? Terrible behaviour.
I guess it can be a little problematic, especially if one gets wet as the result of mops being randomly shaken!