I once met a sad old vampire
Who said, “I have lost all desire
To drink men’s blood”.
I said, “that’s good!”.
But I still didn’t trust that vampire!”
I once met a sad old vampire
Who said, “I have lost all desire
To drink men’s blood”.
I said, “that’s good!”.
But I still didn’t trust that vampire!”
I wouldn’t either!
You are very wise, Esther!
Very wise! Never trust a vegan vampire!
You are undoubtedly correct, Vivienne! I did offer him a raw carrot and when he turned his nose up at it, his action only confirmed my suspicions!