I once met a very large alligator
Who asked could he borrow my calculator.
I said to him, “mate
Please go and eat Kate.
She’ll taste much nicer than my calculator!”.
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K Morris - Poet 
I’m sure she will taste better, but poor Kate!
Poor alligator. Unbeknown to him Kate had a loaded rifle …
😂😂😂
Another great one. 🙂 xx Michael
Thank you, Michael!