A young man who calls himself Warner
Frequents an adults only sauna
Where he’s served curry and rice
With lots of hot spice,
By a girl who says she’s Lorna!
A Young Man Who Calls Himself Warner
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A Young Lady Named Dolly
A young lady named Dolly
Asked to borrow my brolly,
And being extremely witty
And more than pretty,
She led me into folly!
A Lusty Young Lady Named Patricia
A lusty young lady named Patricia
Spanks men with her carpet slipper,
And when the fun is done
To her back kitchen she’ll run,
And cook them a tasty kipper!
A Young Lady Named Claire
A young lady named Claire
Said, “for bed I must prepare”.
So she took off her dress
Which, I have to confess,
Astounded my friend the mayor!
A Young Lady Named Claire
A young lady named Clair
Is a wiz with software.
She’s built a robot just like me.
And it even drinks tea,
And its having an affair with Flair!
A Young Lady Named Ocean
A young lady named Ocean
Is good at self promotion.
When she climbed Nelsons Column
With the PM dressed as Gollum,
The tourists, they all cheered Ocean!
Last Night I Met A Pretty Young Witch
Last night I met a pretty young witch
Who said, “I know how to get rich”.
I took her to bed
But, by morning she’d fled,
With my wallet, which made that witch rich!
Early Wednesday Morning Humour
When a young lady named Ann
Called me a very bad man,
I said, “I haven’t done anything yet!”,
She said, “that I very much regret!”.
She’s a naughty young lady is Ann!
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When a young lady named Leigh
Said that she enjoys reading poetry,
I suggested a hot date
With Leigh and Miss Kate,
As my favourite number is 3!
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When a young lady named Joan
Hid behind an ancient gravestone,
A corpse passing by
Said, with a sigh,
“Joan, I wish to be alone!”.
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When a teenager eating icecream
Knocked at my door on Halloween
And said, “trick or treat?”,
I revealed my clawed feet,
And I screamed an unearthly scream!
I’m Dating A Girl Named Corral
I’m dating a girl named Corral
Who is extremely strict and moral.
So when round at her flat
I keep on my hat,
To avoid an almighty quarrel!
Last Night I Found In My Double Bed
Last night I found in my double bed
A young woman who was lacking a head.
When I said, “its not yet Halloween”,
She gave a most terrible, piercing scream,
Which was strange, as she had no head!
K Morris - Poet 