When a young lady named Lee
Said, “tell me your biggest fantasy”.
I mentioned my chateau
And my mistress flow.
And now she’s staying with me!
My Chateau
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Lin
When a young lady named Lin
Said, “sir, are you into discipline??,
As I have either cane or slipper.
I said,”just this milk and kipper.
Although the cane does sound tempting, Lin!”.
Change
There was a young man named Strange
Who said, “everything must change!”.
So he changed it all around
But, discovering nothing at all profound,
Again he made a change!
When a Middle-Aged Lady Named Ann
When a middle-aged lady named Ann
Said, “have you seen my man?”.
I said, “he went off with Bess.
A blonde in a little black dress.
And why are you waving that pan!
Christine Who I’ve Never Seen
There is a young lady named Christine
Who I swear that I’ve never seen.
Her husband Lee
Is looking for me.
But I’ve never seen blonde Christine!
When A Rather Vicious Looking Bunny
When a rather vicious looking bunny
Said, “give me all your money!”.
And I said, “are you a highwayman?”,
He said, “no, my name is Dan,
But my friends all call me Honey!”.
Girls Online
There was a young lady truly divine
Who spent much of her time online.
When on the internet
Her name was Yvette.
But she was Ted when not online …
There Was A Young Lady Named Maude
There was a young lady named Maude
Who, feeling extremely bored
Said, to miss Bess,
Let us both undress”.
And the general unsheathed his great sword.
My Art
When a young lady by the name of miss Heart
Said, “I really don’t like your poetry, which you call art!”.
It is so very old hat,
And young women don’t like that!”.
I said, “the world’s going to hell in a handcart!”.
There Was A Young Lady of Berlin
There was a young lady of Berlin
Who was extremely tall and thin.
Whilst running for a train
She fell down a drain,
And dropped her bottle of gin!
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There was a young lady of Berlin
Who was extremely tall and thin.
Whilst running for an express train
She got stuck in a drain,
Which made a wicked man grin!
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When a young boy from the Netherlands
Said, “why do young women in the windows stand?”.
And why does that winking red light
Never cease to shine, both day and night?”,
His father said, “this is Holland, young Bland”.
K Morris - Poet 