When a gorgeous young lady named Page
Said, “I need to know your age
Before I consider any dating”,
And I said, “my chauffeur is waiting”,
She quickly forgot my age!
When A Gorgeous Young Lady Named Page
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When A Beautiful Young Lady Wearing Stiletto Heels
When a beautiful young lady wearing stiletto heels
Said, “all you men are slippery as eels!”.
I said, “you are pretty,
And more than just witty.
But please wear some clothes with those heels!”.
My Friend Whose Name Is Rory
My friend whose name is Rory
Is an extremely high old Tory.
He lives in a skyscraper,
Where we’ve had many a caper.
But that’s a different story!
When a Young Man Named Rimmer
When a young man named Rimmer
Borrowed his girlfriend’s brand new strimmer
To trim his beard,
She found it weird,
As he owned a beard trimmer!
A Gentleman by the Name of Ted
A gentleman by the name of Ted
Said, “I’ve been lying on this deathbed
Since the beginning of the year,
But I’ve run out of beer,
So I’d better get out of bed!”.
When A Budding Young Author Named Cook
When a budding young author named Cook
Said, “how should I open my book?”,
I said, “just look beyond the cover
And you will soon discover,
What lies within that book!”.
On Entering My Spacious Bedroom
On entering my spacious bedroom
I smelt a sweet perfume.
‘Twas my friend Miss White,
Who said, “tis a beautiful night,.
Shall we admire the rising moon?”.
Missing the Point
When a beautiful young artist
Said, “you are extremely drunk”,
I said, “you’ve crossed a line,
And what you say doesn’t rhyme.
In fact the point you’ve missed!”.
A Young Lady Named Lou
A young lady named Lou
Will only entertain the number 2.
Whilst her boyfriend called Lee
Dreams of the figure 3.
And Sue, she thinks of Lou!
A Young Lady Named Pam
A young lady named Pam
Performs for gentlemen on webcam.
Each day at 3
She reads her poetry,
And then she performs on cam!
K Morris - Poet 