There was a young lady called Leigh
Who wrote a book all about me.
When she asked “do you mind?”
I replied “you will find
A letter from my lawyer named Magee!”
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Now you see it, now you don’t
The internet is a place of impermanence. Now you see content, now you don’t.
In 2016 I was privileged to be interviewed by Tom Cannon of Croydon Radio, regarding my collection of poetry “Lost in the Labyrinth of My Mind”. A podcast of my interview subsequently appeared on Croydon Radio’s website and I linked to it as a permanent record of the event. Sadly anyone who visits Croydon Radio’s website today will receive the following message
“Croydon Radio has now closed. Thanks for listening.
Fortunately my interview still exists and can be found on my publisher’s website, http://moyhill.com/lost/assets/km-interview-croydon-radio-2016-04-09-16-00-53-edited-64k.mp3. However there will, I am sure be many others who did not obtain edited copies of their podcasts, who’s broadcasts are forever lost.
Authors and other creatives put considerable time and effort into obtaining radio interviews and it is a feather in one’s cap when a broadcaster agrees to interview you. However, as demonstrated above nothing is forever. Consequently (if you possibly can) its well worth obtaining your own copy of that interview of which you are so proud as it may not be where you think it should be (on the broadcaster’s website).
He Watches
He watches from the bed.
There is nothing to be said,
For the mirror that reflects
Neither accepts
Nor rejects
There was a young lady called Glitter
There was a young lady called Glitter
Who spent all her time on Twitter.
Her boyfriend named Jack
Said “your love I lack.
I feel so incredibly bitter!”
—
There was a young lady called Glitter
Who spent all her time on Twitter.
Her boyfriend named Luke
Was obsessed with Facebook.
It made Glitter incredibly bitter!”
Listening to myself on the radio
Listening to myself reading poetry on the radio,
I ponder on “what will people think?”
Will they wink
And shake their head?
Best go
To bed
And worry not, about the words said,
For I am tired
And need my sleep
Reminder: Kevin Morris’ Poetry To Be Featured On Audiobookradio today (Monday 10th July)
Just a quick reminder that my poetry will be featured on Audiobookradio at 2 pm and 10 pm today (Monday 10th July) and at 6 am on Tuesday 11th July.
(Please note that all times are UK).
To listen please visit http://audiobookradio.net/
England Is …
England is ticking grandfather clocks
And country cots,
Their doors still without locks.
It is a place of church choirs
And open pub fires,
Where dogs lie
While their owner’s sigh
Or laugh
Over an article in the Daily Telegraph.
England is young men full of testosterone
Who refuse to leave it alone,
And draw their knives,
With no concern for mothers or wives.
England is a tower block
Where people lock
Their doors
Against thieves and hoares.
England is a place of country houses,
Where spouses
Sit at oak tables
Cherishing half fables
Of a past
That is vanishing fast
A Gentleman Went Awalking
A gentleman went awalking
And heard the people atalking
About hell
And the demons that therein dwell.
“Your soul
Is his goal,
He will steal it away
Ere close of day.
So beware
And have a care”
A priest did say.
The gentleman leaned upon his cane
And I maintain
That by the street lamp’s pale light,
I saw
That night
His claw
And a tail.
I returned home much shaken
Though I could have been mistaken,
About the tail …
Poet Kevin Morris’ work to be broadcast on Audio Book Radio
I was delighted to receive the following message from Audiobookradio earlier today,
“Your poetry will be featured after George Szirtes & Amber Agha this Monday 10th July on our daily poetry hour which is 2pm & repeated 10pm & Tuesday 11th at 6am”.
To find out more about the station or to listen to programmes, please visit, http://audiobookradio.net/
My Experience of Organising A Book Launch
As many of you will be aware, I held a book launch for my recently published collection of poetry, “My Old Clock I Wind” on the evening of 5 July.
I am pleased to report that the evening went well.
There were, however a number of “lessons learned”, which I have set-out below.
I hope this post proves helpful to others considering a physical (as opposed to a virtual) book launch.
Pros:
1. The venue (a pub called the Railway Bell) is within easy reach of Gipsy Hill station, making it simple for those attending the launch (and using public transport) to access it.
2. The venue being a pub, meant that it was easy to arrange for the provision of alcohol (and other drinks) to my guests. I provided wine and orange juice, while my guests had the option to purchase additional refreshments at the bar.
3. The management where extremely obliging and went that extra mile ensuring that things ran smoothly.
4. There was good audience interaction with a number of interesting questions being addressed to me.
5. I sold (and signed) a number of copies of “My Old Clock”.
6. People stayed on afterwards for a drink in the pub garden which was most convivial.
Cons:
1. I advertised the event on my blog and Facebook. In addition a number of bloggers, friends and acquaintences very kindly shared the launch on social media including Twitter, Facebook and reblogs on WordPress.
This was all very much appreciated and I would like to send a big thank you to everyone who took the time to share the event.
However, despite all the publicity (including the news releases sent out by the publisher to local poetry/literary groups), those attending where all known to me either as friends or acquaintences.
It was, of course wonderful to have the support of close friends, however having new faces at the event would have been the iceing on the cake.
WordPress provides an effective platform for building and cementing a following and I greatly appreciate every single person who takes the time to follow, like and comment on my poetry and other posts.
My blog has enabled me to reach out to people all over the world and form valued connections with those with whom I would never otherwise have become connected.
However the vast majority of my followers are not in the UK so (although many of them generously shared the event) they could not (for obvious reasons) attend.
Consequently while WordPress is a wonderful platform it possesses limitations as regards getting “bums on seats”.
Facebook didn’t yield any new faces at the event (despite it having been advertised on local Facebook groups), which appears to further underline the limits of social media as a means of drumming up support for events.
2. I scheduled the event at too early an hour (6:30).
Given the London rush hour and issues with transport, I decided to hold off until approximately 7:20, which meant that most people had then arrived.
In retrospect I should have specified a starting time of 7 pm (with the expectation that most people would arrive between 7 and 7:15) and I will certainly do so the next time I organise such an event.
3. While beer and books are a fantastic combination, beer on books is not!
On entering the pub I enjoyed a quick pint prior to the event starting.
I had hung my bag of books on a hook under the bar (they where in a padded envelope within a carrier bag).
I managed to spill some of my drink into the envelope but luckily (and much to my surprise) none of my Fosters got onto my books.
Next time I shall keep my books well away from alcohol or any other liquids!
4. Any profits made from the sale of books require to be balanced against money expended in the provision of refreshments.
However even where spending on refreshments comes close (or even eats into any profit made), one has to consider the benefits obtained from the publicity generated by the event.
Conclusion:
In conclusion, the event was a success.
People enjoyed my reading, there ensued an interesting discussion following the reading and a number of books were signed and sold.
While it was wonderful to see so many old friends there, it would have further enhanced the event where new faces to have appeared alongside them.
As previously stated, I possess a loyal blog following and I’m grateful to all my followers for their ongoing support.
However given that most of my followers are located outside of the UK they can not (for obvious reasons) attend book launches and other similar events.
I will look into streaming events live the next time I launch a book enabling the event to be seen by as broad a range of people as possible.
(“My Old Clock I Wind” is published by Moyhill in paperback and ebook formats and can be found here, http://moyhill.com/clock/

