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When A Rather Elderly Gentleman Named Lord

When a rather elderly gentleman named Lord,
Who, feeling extremely bored,
Called on miss Sue,
And my girlfriend Lou,
I went in search of my sword!

When A Young Man Named Binder

When a young man named Binder
Said, “I want the organ grinder!”,
A young lady named Lou
Said, “will my monkey do?
He’s trained as a clock winder!”.

He thought her what she was

He
Thought her what she
Was,
And acted accordingly,
Because
That is what she
Was.

What made her so
He
Did not know,
But because
That is what she
Was,
Both He
And she
Acted accordingly.

What makes for
“Because”?
“Was”?
And “acted accordingly”?
There is no iron law
To explain he
And she.
And circles may,
One Day,
Break.

Whilst Drinking In My Local Wetherspoon

Whilst drinking in my local Wetherspoon
I met the Man in the Moon.
When he said, “you are drunk!”,
I called him a no-good punk,
And chased him back to the moon!

An Earnest Young Man In A Cape

An earnest young man in a cape
Said, “I shall contribute to the cultural landscape”.
He wrote a great tome
About a girl called Joan,
But he just couldn’t carry the weight!

The Kent and Sussex Poetry Society open poetry competition 2020, closes on 31 January

The Kent and Sussex Poetry Society are running their 2020 Open Poetry Competition.

Anyone can enter, either online or by post, and submit a poem and/or poems on any subject.

The closing date for entries is 31 January 2020. For details please visit, https://kentandsussexpoetry.com/the-kent-sussex-poetry-society-open-competition/.

When A Barmaid Who Is More Than Divine

When a barmaid who is more than divine
Said, “sir, you have had to much wine!”,
And I said, “only a fool
Could possibly fall off this stool!”,
She said, “you are lying in the wine!”.

Why Instagram means that poetry is going from bad to verse

An interesting article in The Times, which is, on the whole not very complimentary about Instapoets (I.E. those poets who post on Instagram), https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/why-instagram-means-poetry-is-going-from-bad-to-verse-d25rc9h3s.

The article ends with a list of the 10 leading poets on Instagram.

I do (occasionally) post some of my poetry on Instagram and you can find my page here, https://www.instagram.com/kmorrispoet/.

(Please note, The Times is protected by a paywall, which means that you can only read articles if you have a subscription to the newspaper. You can, however register free of charge for 1 month and access content, however after this period your card and/or bank account will be debited, unless you cancel within the period specified on The Time’s website).