There was a young lady named Rose
Who did her toes expose
To a vicar called Paul,
Who fell off a wall,
Which distressed that young lady named Rose.
There was a young lady named Rose
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Suncream
I shall wear suncream
Today, and dream
Of the young women
I see
In clothes
Which expose
Much more than a knee.
But reader, cease your inane grinning,
For ’tis too hot for sinning . . .
When A Young Man Named Mack
When a young man named Mack
Said, “lets take a step back”,
I made stern reply,
“No fool am I,
There’s a cliff at our back!”.
A Young Man Named Guy
A young man named Guy
Said, “a Communist am I”
As his housemaid called Jane
Poured him the very best champagne,
Which caused poor guy to sigh.
When A Man Named Matt
When a man named Matt
Said, “I don’t fancy that”,
I replied, “neither do I,
Lets give it to Guy,
He’ll really like that hat!”.
When I Said To My Good Friend Nell
When I said to my good friend Nell
“I really like your expensive shower gel,
As your scent is so very nice”,
And she replied, “its my only vice!”,
I said, I was talking about the gel!”.
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A young man named Guy
Replied to no reply,
But when nothing came back
He said, “I lack
The reason as to why?”
A Young Person Whose Name Is Dan
A young person whose name is Dan
Is a very political man.
In the dark of the night
He leans to the right,
And by dawn he’s a socialist man!
When A Young Lady Whose Name Is Lin
When a young lady whose name is Lin
Said, “I want to give in to sin”,
I replied, “I am moral!”,
Which caused a huge quarrel,
So at last, I gave in to Lin!
There Was A Young Lady With A Cucumber
There was a young lady with a cucumber
Who said,”by the great god of thunder
I shall bring down rain
And block up this drain,
But first I must chop up this cucumber!”.
K Morris - Poet 