A young lady named Lou
Is fond of the high-heel shoe.
She has quite a collection,
And I’ve done an inspection,
And I’ve also seen Lou’s shoe!
A Young Lady Named Lou
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When A Robber Rude and Bold
When a robber rude and bold
Said, “hand over all your gold!”,
I said, “I’m not at all witty,
And don’t work in the city,
So alas you’ll have no shining gold!”.
When A Young Lady Named White
When a young lady named White
Said, “wickedness takes place at night”.
I said, “that is so shocking.
You’d best take off your stockings
And stay with me for tonight!”.
When A Young Lady Said, With A Smile
When a young lady said, with a smile,
“I shall be gone for a little while”,
I said to her, “Rose,
Please put on some clothes,
As you will be traveling down the Nile!”.
A Young Lady Whose Name is Leigh
A young lady whose name is Leigh
Said, as casual as casual can be,
With her feet on the antique table,
That she was both willing and able,
And the vicar he poured more tea.
There Once Was A Young Lady Named White
There once was a young lady named White
Who stayed up for many a long night,
Writing a novel about a girl called Hocking
Who lost more than her shoe and stocking.
And the Lord Bishop was married to White.
There Once Was An Ambassador to Britain
There once was an ambassador to Britain
Who said, “many a poem I’ve written
About drinking lukewarm tea
And my great diplomacy,
And a kitten whose name is Mitten!”.
A Rather Elderly Gentleman Named Frank
A rather elderly gentleman named Frank
Is extremely fond of a spank,
Whilst my friend Honey
Has plenty of money,
And she likes to visit Frank.
When A Young Lady Named Lin
When a young lady named Lin
Offered to help me with admin,
And I answered her, “please,yes”,
And she took off her dress,
I said, “just the admin, Lin!”.
When a Lawyer Named Grist
When a lawyer named Grist
Said, “you must cease and desist!”,
A young lady named Lou
Said, “I advise you to countersue!”.
So I sued Cease and Desist!
K Morris - Poet 