I met a dog named Joan
Chewing on a huge bone.
When I said, “is it really your contention
That rats and cats I should not mention?”,
She growled, so I left her well alone!
I Met a Dog Named Joan
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A Young Lady Whose Name is Kitty
A young lady whose name is Kitty
Is very petite and pretty.
And when I’m all alone
I take out my phone,
And converse with that virtual girl Kitty!
A Young Lady Who Calls herself Fiona
A young lady who calls herself Fiona
Comes from the beautiful isle of Iona.
In her choice of profession
She showed absolutely no discretion,
So her mother she completely disowned her!
A Young Lady Dressed in Stilettos and Socks
A young lady dressed in stilettos and socks
Said, “I am extremely fond of grandfather clocks.
And, if I had the time
I’d write many a great rhyme,
And I’d wear more than stilettos and socks!”.
A Young Lady Named Lou
A young lady named Lou
Said, “sweetheart, I do love you!
Quick, give me a kiss,
It will be such bliss!
But I must leave by 2!”.
When A Waitress Who Is Really Nice
When a waitress who is really nice
Said, “sir, would you like some spice?,”
I made reply,
“No, not I,
But chili and rice would be nice”.
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “I’m feeling kind of blue”,
I said, “that’s quite enough of that,
You must put back on your hat,
As the bishop’s due here at 2!”.
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “I’m inocent, its true!”.
I said, “you and Bess
Must now wash and dress.
And I deny knowing you two!”.
When A Young Lady Named Anita
When a young lady named Anita
Sat on a very hot heater,
She said a word
That I’ve rarely heard,
And was chastised by her teacher!
A Young Man Who Liked Women and Booze
A young man who liked women and booze
Was also extremely fond of his girlfriend’s shoes.
His latest conquest, who was called Pearl,
Said, “you set my head in a whirl,
But please don’t borrow my shoes!”.
K Morris - Poet 