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A Philosophical Young Lady Called Mable

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A philosophical young lady called Mable
Dressed in the colour sable.
When a young man named Guy
Asked her “why?”
She said “Existence is merely a fable!”.

There Was A Young Lady Called Moore

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There was a young lady called Moore
Who all the men adore.
When she fluttered her eye
At a priest named Guy
He thought on the Canon Law!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_law

I Know A Young Lady Called More

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I know a young lady called More
Who all the men adore.
When she flutters her eye
All gentlemen sigh
But she rarely gives them more …

I know a young lady called More
Who all the men adore.
Each night at bedtime
I compose a rhyme,
Which always makes her snore!

I know a young lady called More
Who all the men adore.
My friend Louise
Is a terrible tease
But she’s nothing compared to More!

I know a young lady called More
Who tied me up at 4.
Her husband Ken
Came home at 10
And kicked me out the door!

There Was A Young Man Called Pete

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There was a young man called Pete
Who dated a girl with bare feet.
As she walked down the wedding aisle
The congregation did smile
As she had no shoes on her feet!