Tag Archives: humorous verse

Maddy’s Rich Sugar Daddy

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A beautiful young lady named Maddy

Is seeking a rich Sugar Daddy.

But I, being poor

Am dating Miss Moore,

Who is less attractive than Maddy!

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Copyright: Kevin Morris

I Know a Young Lady of Kampala

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I know a young lady of Kampala

Who works in a massage parlour.

Her name it is Sky

And she’s so incredibly shy

And she works in a massage parlour …

Miss Plumb

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I know a young lady named Miss Plumb

Who likes to spank blokes on their bum.

You ask, “is it nice?”.

I say, “its my vice!

And its strictly between me and Miss Plumb!”

New Readings by Poet Kevin Morris on Youtube

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Over the last few years, I have been guilty of allowing my Youtube to languish. However, one of my new year resolutions is to post more frequently on Youtube. I have therefore started to upload more of my poetry onto Youtube over the past couple of weeks. To listen to me reading my poetry on Youtube please visit https://www.youtube.com/@101drewdog/videos. If you enjoy what you hear, do please consider subscribing to my Youtube channel.

Have you Heard of a Certain Bar?

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Have you heard of a certain bar

Where the girls they go too far?

A young lady named Hocking

Wears naught but a stocking.

But now lets return to that bar …

When a Young Lady Eating Big Bananas

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When a young lady eating big bananas
Said, “have you seen my pink pyjamas?”,
We all began coughing
And said, “your wearing nothing!”,
She said, “yes! I’ve lost my pyjamas!”

A Young Lady of Compassion

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I met a young lady named White
Who offered me delight for the night.
She was a girrl of fashin
And showed great compassion
By giving me a discount last night …