Tag Archives: humorous verse

The Hungry Vampire

There once was a vampire named Lake

Who entered a restaurant to eat steak.

A waitress called Moriah

Said, “you’re a vampire!”,

Are you sure you want that stake!”
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

When a Strange Young Lady Named Gwen

When a strange young lady named Gwen

Went and woke me at around 10,

And I said, “are you a nurse?

She said, “no! its far, far worse!”.

Then she showed her fangs did Gwen …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Hospital Humour

I know a pretty nurse in red

Who said, “you must get into bed!”.

I said, “that sounds nice!

But what is your vice!”,

Then she beat me around the head!

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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Always Write What you Know

When a young lady named Miss Flow

Said, “you must always write what you know”,

I wrote about her

And our sordid affair –

Now I’m corresponding with her lawyer called Joe …!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Wine on the Ward

There once was a nurse named Maude

Who worked on a large hospital ward.

A patient called Divine

Sneaked in some wine,

So they kicked her off that ward!
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

I am bored.

I am bored, but alive

And appear to thrive.

The hospital food is good,

But too much pud

Will make me very fat,

So I avoid that!

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I don’t miss my beer

As much as I thought I would,

But I wish I could

Make the day less drear with beer!

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I hear the seagulls cry

And I would fly

Away if I could

But I am stuck here

In this place drear.

Yet I am still alive

And appear to thrive!

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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

Maddy’s Rich Sugar Daddy

A beautiful young lady named Maddy

Is seeking a rich Sugar Daddy.

But I, being poor

Am dating Miss Moore,

Who is less attractive than Maddy!

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Copyright: Kevin Morris

I Know a Young Lady of Kampala

I know a young lady of Kampala

Who works in a massage parlour.

Her name it is Sky

And she’s so incredibly shy

And she works in a massage parlour …