Everything There Is To Be Said

Everything there is to be said
Has been said,
Of nature, beauty,
Love, duty
And bed.

Many poetic men
(And women)
Have employed their pen
To condemn
(Or glory in)
Sin.

So perhaps its true
That there is nothing new
To be said.
Yet poets think,
And the ink
Runs blood red.

When A Mournful Young Lady

When a mournful young lady said, “I’m sad”,
And I said,”that is really quite bad”,
And she said, “no, that’s my name,
For which my parents are to blame!”,
I said, “I’m glad to meet you, Sad!”.

When A Hot Young Lady Named Louisa

When a hot young lady named Louisa
Went and sat in a supermarket freezer,
The manager, Mr Brown
Said, with a frown,
That freezer wasn’t made for you Louisa!”.

Whilst Chasing After A Rather Large Moth

Whilst chasing after a rather large moth
I caught the Devil in a cloth.
When he said to me,
“You must let me free!”,
I said, “I’ve caught a talking moth!”.

When A Young Lady Dressed As A Duck

When a young lady dressed as a duck
Said, look, “you’ve gone and got it stuck!”.
I said to her, “Jane
Why must you complain!,
Just help me get this darned shelf up!”.

Whilst Walking Through A Field of Wheat

whilst walking through a field of wheat
I met a young man named Pete.
He was the farmer’s son
And carried a big gun,
So I quickly stopped trampling his wheat!