When a rather large honey bee
Stung me on my knee,
And my friend Miss Meek
Said, “turn the other cheek”,
I said, “you must mean knee!”.
When A Rather Large Honey Bee
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When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “I’m only wearing 1 shoe”.
I looked at her really hard
And said, “you are such a card”.
As she’d painted her legs bright blue
When A Young Man Whose Name Is Guy
When a young man whose name is Guy
Said, “would you like a pork pie?”,
And I said, “do you have some?”,
He said, “no, just this hot summer sun,
Which shines in yonder deep blue sky”.
When A Young Lady Named Yvette
When a young lady named Yvette
Said, “let us play Russian Roulette”.
And I said, “is the gun loaded?”,
She said, “the old civilisation has imploded,
So let us both be wed!”.
A Middle-class Lass, and a Ghetto Girl
A middle-class lass,
And a ghetto
Girl, both possess the power
To entertain for an hour.
Or, with their stiletto
To pierce the heart
Of men who obsess
Over a girl’s short dress,
And hide inside their art.
A Young Lady Soaking In My Bath
A young lady soaking in my bath
Said, “you are a terrible old sociopath!”.
I said, “you are pretty and slim,
But you have just broken in.
And you call me a sociopath!
Bachelor
A hint of perfume
In a bachelor’s bedroom.
He remembers a knock.
And finds her sock.
Ah, the great lock-down,
And society’s unforgiving frown!
When A Gorgeous Young Lady Named Page
When a gorgeous young lady named Page
Said, “I need to know your age
Before I consider any dating”,
And I said, “my chauffeur is waiting”,
She quickly forgot my age!
When A Beautiful Young Lady Wearing Stiletto Heels
When a beautiful young lady wearing stiletto heels
Said, “all you men are slippery as eels!”.
I said, “you are pretty,
And more than just witty.
But please wear some clothes with those heels!”.
My Friend Whose Name Is Rory
My friend whose name is Rory
Is an extremely high old Tory.
He lives in a skyscraper,
Where we’ve had many a caper.
But that’s a different story!
K Morris - Poet 