When a beautiful young lady said, “Kevin,
At seven I’ll send you to heaven!”.
I said to her, “darling Heather,
I look forward to the pleasure!”,
Then she produced a pistol at seven!
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K Morris - Poet 
Oh dear! She meant it literally.
Indeed she did. It was fortunate for me that she’d forgotten to load her gun!