I’m having a bit of a fling
With a girl who calls herself Ling.
My wife Moriah
Fancies the squire,
And the squire he likes to swing!
I’m having a bit of a fling
With a girl who calls herself Ling.
My wife Moriah
Fancies the squire,
And the squire he likes to swing!
Lucky about the squire, and that Moriah understands.
Indeed, Moriah is a very understanding young lady. Unfortunately the squire’s wife Ann is not so understanding and is a dab hand at wielding a frying pan!