A beautiful young lady climbing the stairs
Said, “I suffer from very bad nightmares”! .
I said, “my dear miss Elane,
That must cause you great pain.
Shall we dine on apples and pears?”
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When a beautiful young lady climbing the stairs
Said, “I’m afflicted by the most horrible nightmares!”.
I said, “my dear miss elane,
That must cause you great pain.
And your bedroom is up these here stairs?”
K Morris - Poet 
Another two amusing poems, Kevin. poor young lady, suffering nightmares.
Thank you, Vivienne. I’m pleased you like my poems. I hope the apples and pares will cure that poor young lady of her nightmares!