There was a young lady called Lou
Who, due to feeling blue,
Went on a roller coaster
With her brand new toaster,
And a pig whose snout was blue!
There Was A Young Lady Called Lou
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Tag Archives: Rhyme
When A Young Lady with Knobbly Knees
When a young lady with knobbly knees
Said, “your dog undoubtedly has fleas!”,
He remarked, with a bark,
“The truth is stark,
Young lady, you have knobbly knees!”.
When A Cat By The Name of Mable
When a cat by the name of Mable
Sat eyeing a bird table,
A crow called Jo
Said, “stay down below,
As this table is very unstable!”.
When A Young Lady Whose Name Is Crystal
When a young lady whose name is Crystal
Said, “elope with me to Bristol”,
And I asked, “why so?”
She replied, “I just happen to know,
That there’s lots to do in Bristol!”.
When A Young Lady Named Claire
When a young lady named Claire
Remarked, “trespassers beware!”,
I said, “I beg your pardon,
But this is my garden
And I want you out of there!”.
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When a young lady named Claire
Remarked, “all trespassers beware!”,
And I said, “I beg your pardon,
But this is my garden!”,
She tossed her long blonde hair.
When A Poetical Young Man Named Paul
When a poetical young man named Paul
Painted a poem upon a wall,
A literary policewoman called Yvette
Said, “I very much regret
That you must go and clean that wall!”.
Poet K Morris reading his poem ‘Under The Stars’ on Soundcloud
Me reading my poem ‘Under the Stars’ on Soundcloud.
‘Autumn Breeze’ and ‘The Dark’ by K Morris on Soundcloud
I have uploaded ‘Autumn Breeze’ and ‘The Dark’ to my Soundcloud page.
9 new poems by poet K Morris on Soundcloud
I have uploaded 9 new poems to my Soundcloud page, all of which can be found below.
When My Friend, Whose Name Is Jane
When my friend, whose name is Jane
Composed a poem while on a train,
And I said, “your verse is too terse”,
She really did curse,
As we’d boarded the wrong train!
