When a young lady whose name is Crystal
Said, “elope with me to Bristol”,
And I asked, “why so?”
She replied, “I just happen to know,
That there’s lots to do in Bristol!”.
When A Young Lady Whose Name Is Crystal
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When A Young Lady Named Claire
When a young lady named Claire
Remarked, “trespassers beware!”,
I said, “I beg your pardon,
But this is my garden
And I want you out of there!”.
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When a young lady named Claire
Remarked, “all trespassers beware!”,
And I said, “I beg your pardon,
But this is my garden!”,
She tossed her long blonde hair.
When A Poetical Young Man Named Paul
When a poetical young man named Paul
Painted a poem upon a wall,
A literary policewoman called Yvette
Said, “I very much regret
That you must go and clean that wall!”.
Poet K Morris reading his poem ‘Under The Stars’ on Soundcloud
Me reading my poem ‘Under the Stars’ on Soundcloud.
‘Autumn Breeze’ and ‘The Dark’ by K Morris on Soundcloud
I have uploaded ‘Autumn Breeze’ and ‘The Dark’ to my Soundcloud page.
9 new poems by poet K Morris on Soundcloud
I have uploaded 9 new poems to my Soundcloud page, all of which can be found below.
When My Friend, Whose Name Is Jane
When my friend, whose name is Jane
Composed a poem while on a train,
And I said, “your verse is too terse”,
She really did curse,
As we’d boarded the wrong train!
A Creative Writing Coach Named Wong
A creative writing coach named Wong
Said, “your poems are all wrong!”.
But when I did it his way
My readers did say,
“Your writing is very Wong!”.
As I Lay In My Bath Soaking
As I lay in my bath soaking.
I felt a most painful poking,
Which caused me to glare
At a comedian named Claire,
Who maintains she was only joking!
There Was A Young Man Named Paul
There was a young man named Paul
Who said, “all empires, one day, fall”.
My friend Jill
Lives on a hill,
But that’s nothing to do with Paul!
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