There once was an ambassador to Britain
Who said, “many a poem I’ve written
About drinking lukewarm tea
And my great diplomacy,
And a kitten whose name is Mitten!”.
There Once Was An Ambassador to Britain
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I Still Think of Girls
I stillThink of girls
With soft,
Yielding skin.
My curls,
They have turned from brown to grey.
I cough
And ponder on, the meaning of sin.
When A Young Lady Named Lin
When a young lady named Lin
Offered to help me with admin,
And I answered her, “please,yes”,
And she took off her dress,
I said, “just the admin, Lin!”.
When a Lawyer Named Grist
When a lawyer named Grist
Said, “you must cease and desist!”,
A young lady named Lou
Said, “I advise you to countersue!”.
So I sued Cease and Desist!
When A Young Man Named Lyme
When a young man named Lyme
Said, “I ‘ave committed a crime.
But what I ‘ave done,
I just donit in fun”,
I said, “your grammar is terrible, Lyme!”.
A Young Man Named Lyme
A young man named Lyme
Was completely obsessed with time.
But a girl from Boulder,
With a dress off her shoulder,
Made lyme forget all about time!
Rewound
When the tick tock
Of the clock
Does stop,
I have found
That it is nothing profound,
For a clock
Is easily rewound.
When a Young Man Named Lee
When a young man by the name of Lee
Said, “there are plenty of fish in the sea”,
And I said, “do you mean the dating website?”,
He said, “that young lady Miss White.
That girl you should most definitely see!”.
One-Night Stands
I long
For something beyond
Her nakedness,
For she must dress
And slip away
At break of day.
But I should stress,
That ’twas fun, nonetheless.
A Young Lady Named Gale
A young lady named Gale
Comes from a place called Hale.
She keeps house for a vicar,
Who has a dodgy old ticker,
But her ministrations they never fail!
K Morris - Poet 