A young lady named Lou
Said, “sweetheart, I do love you!
Quick, give me a kiss,
It will be such bliss!
But I must leave by 2!”.
A Young Lady Named Lou
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When A Waitress Who Is Really Nice
When a waitress who is really nice
Said, “sir, would you like some spice?,”
I made reply,
“No, not I,
But chili and rice would be nice”.
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “I’m feeling kind of blue”,
I said, “that’s quite enough of that,
You must put back on your hat,
As the bishop’s due here at 2!”.
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “I’m inocent, its true!”.
I said, “you and Bess
Must now wash and dress.
And I deny knowing you two!”.
When A Young Lady Named Anita
When a young lady named Anita
Sat on a very hot heater,
She said a word
That I’ve rarely heard,
And was chastised by her teacher!
A Young Man Who Liked Women and Booze
A young man who liked women and booze
Was also extremely fond of his girlfriend’s shoes.
His latest conquest, who was called Pearl,
Said, “you set my head in a whirl,
But please don’t borrow my shoes!”.
There Once Was A Labrador Called Trigger
There once was a labrador called Trigger
Whose stomach it grew ever bigger.
When they said, “eat less grub!”,
He went down to the local pub,
Where he showed off his beautiful figure!
Whilst Taking Tea with the Vicar
Whilst taking tea with the vicar
Who has a dodgy old ticker,
A young lady named Hocking
Showed off her new stockings,
Which almost killed the vicar!
A Young Lady Named Lou
A young lady named Lou
Is fond of the high-heel shoe.
She has quite a collection,
And I’ve done an inspection,
And I’ve also seen Lou’s shoe!
When A Robber Rude and Bold
When a robber rude and bold
Said, “hand over all your gold!”,
I said, “I’m not at all witty,
And don’t work in the city,
So alas you’ll have no shining gold!”.
K Morris - Poet 