When a young lady named Michelle
Said, “you should sell, sell sell!”.
And I said, “are you a stockbroker?”,
And she said, “no, I’m a joker”.
I said, “I prefer miss Nell!”.
When A Young Lady Named Michelle
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The Kiss
A young lady whose name is Kate
Said, “the evening it grows very late”.
So I gave her a kiss,
And she cried out in bliss.
Then her father he opened the gate!
Whilst Walking In The Forest Green
Whilst walking in the forest green
I met with the fairy queen,
Who said,”la belle dame sans merci”.
I said, “do, please excuse me,
But is this a Keatsian dream?”.
When A Rather Large Honey Bee
When a rather large honey bee
Stung me on my knee,
And my friend Miss Meek
Said, “turn the other cheek”,
I said, “you must mean knee!”.
When A Young Lady Named Lou
When a young lady named Lou
Said, “I’m only wearing 1 shoe”.
I looked at her really hard
And said, “you are such a card”.
As she’d painted her legs bright blue
When A Young Man Whose Name Is Guy
When a young man whose name is Guy
Said, “would you like a pork pie?”,
And I said, “do you have some?”,
He said, “no, just this hot summer sun,
Which shines in yonder deep blue sky”.
When A Young Lady Named Yvette
When a young lady named Yvette
Said, “let us play Russian Roulette”.
And I said, “is the gun loaded?”,
She said, “the old civilisation has imploded,
So let us both be wed!”.
A Young Lady Soaking In My Bath
A young lady soaking in my bath
Said, “you are a terrible old sociopath!”.
I said, “you are pretty and slim,
But you have just broken in.
And you call me a sociopath!
When A Gorgeous Young Lady Named Page
When a gorgeous young lady named Page
Said, “I need to know your age
Before I consider any dating”,
And I said, “my chauffeur is waiting”,
She quickly forgot my age!
When A Beautiful Young Lady Wearing Stiletto Heels
When a beautiful young lady wearing stiletto heels
Said, “all you men are slippery as eels!”.
I said, “you are pretty,
And more than just witty.
But please wear some clothes with those heels!”.
K Morris - Poet 