An elderly poet named Coker
Wields a mean old poker.
When I said, “your verse is bad!”,
He called me a “rude young lad!”.
It’s painful being chastised with a poker!
An Elderly Poet Named Coker
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A Young Lady Named Bess
A young lady named Bess
Has lost her dress,
While naughty Ms Lou
Has kept my shoe.
And me, I should confess …
A Young Lady By The Name of Helen
A young lady by the name of Helen
Spent all of her short life in yellen.
She yelled so loud
It burst a cloud,
Which drowned that poor young lady named Helen!
Corona Humour
When a young lady named Kate
Said, “you should self isolate”,
My good friend miss Iris
Said, “you don’t have the virus.
But Kate doesn’t like you mate!”.
When a Young Lady Named Jane
When a young lady named Jane
Said, “let us explore pleasure and pain”,
And she took out a whip,
Which she held at her hip,
I said, “the commuters are watching, Jane!”.
A Young Lady Whose Name is Kitty
A young lady whose name is Kitty
Is very petite and pretty.
And when I’m all alone
I take out my phone,
And converse with that virtual girl Kitty!
A Young Lady Who Calls herself Fiona
A young lady who calls herself Fiona
Comes from the beautiful isle of Iona.
In her choice of profession
She showed absolutely no discretion,
So her mother she completely disowned her!
A Young Lady Dressed in Stilettos and Socks
A young lady dressed in stilettos and socks
Said, “I am extremely fond of grandfather clocks.
And, if I had the time
I’d write many a great rhyme,
And I’d wear more than stilettos and socks!”.
A Young Lady Named Lou
A young lady named Lou
Said, “sweetheart, I do love you!
Quick, give me a kiss,
It will be such bliss!
But I must leave by 2!”.
When A Waitress Who Is Really Nice
When a waitress who is really nice
Said, “sir, would you like some spice?,”
I made reply,
“No, not I,
But chili and rice would be nice”.
K Morris - Poet 