When a young lady named Lin
Jumped out from behind my bin,
And I said, “have you been sinning?”,
She just couldn’t stop her grinning.
So I joined Lin behind my bin!
When A Young Lady Named Lin
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A Young Lady Named Kirsty
A young lady named Kirsty,
Who was feeling extremely thirsty,
Took a job in a club,
Called the Oil and Rub,
Where gentlemen go when they’re thirsty!
The Boss
When a young man named Lee
Said, “my employees all hate me!
They haven’t yet been paid,
As out partying I’ve stayed!”.
I said, “have another brandy, Lee!”.
When A Young Lady Named Leigh
When a young lady named Leigh
Invited me round for some tea,
And I said, “will there be cake?”,,
She said, “you should make no mistake,
There will be more than tea!”.
When A Young Lady Whose Name Is Ling
When a young lady whose name is Ling
Said, “I shall slip into a slinky thing”,
I just had the time
To compose a brief rhyme.
Its known as a limerick kind of thing
When A Young Man Whose Name Is Mo
When a young man whose name is Mo
Said, “the red lights they so brightly glow,
And provide such great pleasure
In all kinds of weather”.
I said, “good priest, how do you know?”.
I Met A Young Lady Playing The Flute
I met a young lady playing the flute
Who said, “will you partake of my fruit?,
I have apples and pears
And if you go upstairs,
I’ll show you how to play on my flute!”.
When A Young Man Named Guy
When a young man named Guy
Said, “the wicked all must die!”,
A bolt of bright lightening,
Which was really quite frightening,
Felled that young man named Guy!.
Love and Poetry
When a young lady named Leigh
Said, “I really like your poetry!”.
And I said, “that’s great!
I’m in love with Kate!”,
She said, “I hate your poetry!”.
Heaven
When a young lady came round at 7
And said “I’ll send you straight to heaven!”.
And I said, that sounds like great fun!”.
She pulled out a big gun,
And was arrested by a constable called Nevin!.
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A lovely young lady named Nevin
Says she’s coming round at 7.
It might be great fun,
But she carries a gun,
So I’ll be out at 7!
K Morris - Poet 