Heaven

 

When a young lady came round at 7
And said “I’ll send you straight to heaven!”.
And I said, that sounds like great fun!”.
She pulled out a big gun,
And was arrested by a constable called Nevin!.

A lovely young lady named Nevin
Says she’s coming round at 7.
It might be great fun,
But she carries a gun,
So I’ll be out at 7!

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