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Author Kevin Morris’s Guidedog Trigger and his NEW BED photo

A photograph of my guide dog, Trigger taken this morning. Many thanks to Chris for blogging this on my behalf. Kevin

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In response to an emergency email from Author Kevin Morris

I am DELIGHTED to show the world how much Kevin’s Guidedog TRIGGER is enjoying his new bed 🙂

Trigger in his bed

A photo of my colleague, Trigger in his new bed which my colleagues have kindly purchased for him as a Christmas present.

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Did You Think About It, Before Writing Your Book?

This post contains some good advice about the importance of marketing your work. However the purpose of writing for me at least is pleasure (I love putting fingers to keyboard although it can be frustrating at times). It is important not to get so wrapped up in marketing that you fail to derive pleasure from writing, or the promoting of your work gets in the way of your writing time. Research to ensure that your book does not contain errors is important but the fact someone else has published a book (or many people have released works dealing with the same subject matter) should not put you off writing a book on the same topic. You will, hopefully have unique insights and provided your work isn’t reproducing existing material my advice is, go for it and publish that book.

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There are a couple of hard questions you should ask yourself before writing and publishing a book. Having heard all these stories during the last years about (very few) authors who self-published their books and became famous / rich, might tempt you to follow their path.

90% of all authors I talk to, haven’t done their research. There are lots of questions any author should ask (and answer) before writing – not only as independent writer, but also before pitching to publishers:

  • how many books of this topic (sometimes even with the same title) are out there already
  • where are these books sold and for which price
  • who are the customers of these books
  • how are these books received and which ones are bestselling
  • in which categories / genres are these competitive books listed
  • what cover designs have been chosen for these books
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Research First and Build…

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The Bogeyman

The child dreads the bogeyman, the figment of fevered imaginings. The creature lurking in dark corners, croutched, like a cat ready to pounce. Adults frighten children half to death with ghosts, ghouls and other things which go bump at the dead of night. Kids lie in the dark, needing the toilet but not daring to leave the relative safety of their beds, for ghastly demons lie in wait for the unwary child. But the abused child, he who is to terrified to speak knows that there are no goblins waiting to torment him for he lives in hell and endures the torment of a flesh and blood devil. Oh to be the child frightend of ghosts and ghouls. How lucky in comparison is he?

Anyone Fancy A Cup Of …

I do like a nice cup of coffee with milk and if I’m feeling a little naughty in goes a tea spoon of sugar. A few minutes ago I stood in my kitchen spooning coffee into a mug. I added a drop of milk and poured boiling water onto the coffee. The delicious aroma of coffee asailed my nostrils. Soon I would be able to relax with a steaming hot cup of coffee. I stirred the coffee and felt something move in the mug. It was soggy and, obviously wet … I had added a tea bag to the concoction without the fact having registered. I wonder whether I can market coffee with a hint of P G Tips or should that be tea with a delicious flavouring of coffee!

I am pleased to report that I am now enjoying a mug of (just) coffee as I write this!

The Silence Is Deafening Revisited

On 24 November I wrote about my frustration at the failure of some authors and publishers to enable  the text to speech facility on Kindle e-books thereby preventing blind people (and others who are not able to read print) from accessing them, (see http://newauthoronline.com/2013/11/24/the-silence-is-deafening/. I subsequently made contact with the author however, having heard nothing I have, today contacted the publishers to request that the text to speech facility is enabled. I will update you if/when I receive a response from either the author or publisher. Many thanks to all of you who commented or reblogged my post. Your support is very much appreciated.

The Free Promotion Of Samantha Ends Today

The free promotion of my short story, Samantha ends at approximately 12 pm (UK time) today. To download Samantha or any of my other books please visit my Amazon author’s page which can be found here, http://www.amazon.co.uk/K.-Morris/e/B00CEECWHY/ref=ntt_dp_epwbk_0.

The Promotion Starts Today

My collection of short stories, Sting In The Tail And Other Stories, is free to download from Monday 2 December until Friday 6 December. To download Sting In The Tail please visit http://www.amazon.co.uk/Sting-tail-other-stories-Morris-ebook/dp/B00DFK6R54 (for the UK) and http://www.amazon.com/Sting-tail-other-stories-Morris-ebook/dp/B00DFK6R54 (for the US). The promotion is scheduled to begin at approximately 12 pm on 2 December.

My short story, Samantha remains free to download until 3 December. To obtain your free copy please visit http://www.amazon.co.uk/Samantha-K-Morris-ebook/dp/B00BL3CNHI (for the UK) or http://www.amazon.com/Samantha-K-Morris-ebook/dp/B00BL3CNHI (for the US). One reviewer has the following to say about Samantha

“In this short but powerful story, the reality of life smacks the reader in the face and makes you wonder if this is how many of today’s so called “Ladies

of the night” also started? Hopefully, it will also make female readers think twice before accepting a drink from that seemingly charming stranger”.

Juliette

Marcus Fielding gazed fixedly at the kitchen knife.

“Look old chap why don’t you put that thing down and we can chat over a whisky like civilised human beings”.

The visitor made no answer save for the sickly smile which slowly spread across his sallow face.

“Look here old man if you leave now we will say no more about it. You where never here. A nods as good as a wink to a blind horse and all that”.

The stranger’s smile broadened. He shook with silent laughter.

Marcus wondered if he could reach the panic button on his key ring. If he could do so then the private security firm who guarded the house would be there in a matter of minutes. Why the bloody hell had they not stopped his unwelcome guest from reaching him in the first place?! Marcus casually reached towards his pocket.

“I wouldn’t do that if I where you”. The stranger’s voice was flat and expressionless but the coldness in his eyes caused Marcus to shiver involuntarily.

“As you like. I was only retrieving my handkerchief” Marcus said placing his hands on the desk. “Is it about a girl?”

“Ah Mr Fielding we all know your reputation with the ladies don’t we? I bet there is a queue of irate husbands wanting to punch that smug face of yours, not to mention the angry fathers baying for your blood. You like them young I understand, anything over 16 and, preferably below 30”

“Was it Jenny” Marcus asked thinking back to the leggy blonde he had picked up on Friday evening. God she had been as thick as two short planks but Marcus didn’t care. It was whether they where good in bed which interested him.

“Who is Jenny?”

“You haven’t come about Jenny. Then who have you come about?”

“Juliette”.

A look of puzzlement flitted across Marcus’s face. His position as a leading literary critic enabled him to bed more or less any girl of his choosing. A few well chosen words about how he could create a best selling author had the ladies eating out of his hand. It was lies of course and it never ceased to amaze Marcus that so many girls fell for the yarn, hook, line and sinker. He couldn’t remember the name of every lady he had had the pleasure of sharing his bed with, however he was almost positive that none of his conquests where called Juliette.

“No, sorry I don’t believe that I have had the pleasure of meeting Juliette”.

“I can assure you that you are intimately acquainted with Juliette”.

“I honestly can’t recollect having met the lady in question”.

“She is my dearest possession and you destroyed both me and her”.

Marcus was convinced that he was dealing with a mad man.

“What does she look like? If you describe her then perhaps I may remember her”.

“She is the love of my life. We spent many happy years together. She began as a tiny thing and grew into a beautiful creation. But you destroyed her!”

“She is your daughter? How can a night of passion ruin the life of a young lady? You are upset but young ladies have the right to choose who they date. Painful as it no doubt is there comes a time when a father must let his little girl go out into the big bad world and explore”.

“She is here with me, my Juliette”.

Christ he really was dealing with a lunatic Marcus thought.

“Here she is” the visitor said extracting a crumpled manuscript from his breast pocket. “You trashed my labour of love, my Juliette. Do you know how long it took me to write Juliette? 2 years. Yes 2 years of burning the midnight oil. It cost me my marriage and you, you go and wreck my literary career with half a page of newsprint. Half a bloody page is all it took to destroy my life. I’ve come here to finish it. To let you know what you have done before the grim reaper strikes”. The visitor raised the knife. Marcus closed his eyes preying that it would be quick. There was a gurgling sound followed by a thud. Marcus opened his eyes to see his visitor sprawled across the floor blood soaking into the expensive carpet.

The Libertine By Louis Macneice

A wonderful reading of Louis Macneice’s poem, The Libertine. The poem explores the feelings of a man who has explored the pleasures of the flesh to the fullest extent possible and now, in middle age feels, to borrow a line from Keats, “half in love with easeful death”. All the libertine now desires is “leave me alone”. Profoundly sad and moving, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3q1LZOAw8&feature=em-subs_digest