Category Archives: creative writing

Mable Who Was Willing And Able

When a young lady named Mable
Said, “I am willing and able”,
I said, “come here my dear
And meet beautiful, young miss Ria.
Together you can assemble this table!”.

Outcall

In a strange bed, she lies.
Her sighs
Real as the cries
On a fairground ride.

She
Can not decide
What to have for tea.

His eyes close
In the moment of release,
A brief surcease
From grief.

And she
Puts on her clothes,
And goes
Home for tea.

One day
She may
Look into a guy’s eyes
And find
Nothing behind.

Cleaners Find

Cleaners find
Traces left behind.
Their bachelor boss so staid
With a pretty maid,
They see in their mind’s eye
As fresh sheets are laid
On the stolid old bed.

When cleaners dust
And discover a girl’s misplaced jewel
Perchance they may
Ponder on lust
And think their master a fool.
But, being paid to clean
They leave the ring,
Or some such thing
As though unseen,
In the same place.
While their imagination runs wild …

Jane and Claire

When a young lady named Jane
Said, “your verse is far to mundane!”.
And I wrote a poem about her
And my mistress who’s called Claire,
I got warned by Jane’s lawyer Lorraine!

When A Loose Young Lady Named Bell

When a loose young lady named Bell
Said, “many men have here fell”.
And I said, “on yonder path?”,
She said, “are you having a laugh?”.
And then, dear reader, I fell!

An Elderly Gent Living in a Tent

An elderly gent living in a tent
Said, “I have all my money spent
On good living and young women
And now my hair is thinning.
Sir, could you pay my rent?”.