A man who liked to eat chalk
Said that it helped him to talk.
One day, feeling bored,
He swallowed a blackboard.
Which worked very well with that chalk!
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K Morris - Poet 
I hope the damp chalk didn’t squeak on the blackboard. That would be most disconcerting coming from his mouth.
Indeed it would, Vivienne!