There once was a vampire named Lake
Who entered a restaurant to eat steak.
A waitress called Moriah
Said, “you’re a vampire!”,
Are you sure you want that stake!”
.
Copyright: Kevin Morris.
There once was a vampire named Lake
Who entered a restaurant to eat steak.
A waitress called Moriah
Said, “you’re a vampire!”,
Are you sure you want that stake!”
.
Copyright: Kevin Morris.
😱 And a side of roasted garlic, and a bottle of holy water to wash it down? 😃 Hugs.
Ha ha, good one, Teagan!
Exactly so! and a cross on the wall as decoration! I’m pleased my poem made you laugh.
I like that word play, Kevin.
I’m delighted you like my wordplay Esther. Thank you for commenting
I love the play on the word steak/stake.
I’m pleased you enjoyed my wordplay, Vivienne, and thank you for commenting