Rose

When a young lady whose name is Rose
Said, “your views I shall oppose!”,
And I replied, “but you don’t know my view!”,
She said, “that’s perfectly true,
But I really don’t like your clothes!”.

When a young lady whose name is Rose
Jumped up and down on my toes,
And I said, “that really does hurt!”,
She tore off my shirt.
As to why? only Rose knows.

There was a young lady named Rose
Who composed a poem all about toes.
When they said, “its incomplete
As there aren’t any feet”,
She hit them right on the nose!

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5 thoughts on “Rose

    1. K Morris Poet Post author

      Or maybe a good soaking with a watering can, as all flowers need water! However, in the event that a good drenching fails to do the trick, I shall do as you suggest and invest in a box of chocolates! Thanks for your comment, Debbie. Best – Kevin

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