A young man named Glynn
Wished to give up gin,
So he ordered lemonade
From a pretty barmaid,
Which led him into sin!
A Young Man Named Glynn
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When A Young Lady Named Flair
When a young lady named Flair
Suggested that we have an affair,
I said, “that’s perfectly okay,
But I’m with Claire today,
And do you have to glare!
A Young Lady Named Claire
A young lady named Claire
Invited me into her lair,
Where we spent a most enjoyable time
Engaged in performing great rhyme,
Until her husband he found us there!
Her Hair
Unaware
As her hair
Brushes my fingers
And, momentarily, lingers
There.
She giggles. wiggles.
And she
Is unaware
Of her hair
And me?
A Young Man Whose Name Is Mow
A young man whose name is Mo
Said, “it fills me with great woe
When I see so many beautiful young women
Who spend all of their time sinning,
And the red lights they so eriely glow!
At Night
At night
Heels come
Bringing delight
To men, Who when
The sun
Rises, count the cost
Of time lost,
In fun.
There Was A Young Lady Named Dixon
There was a young lady named Dixon
Who had an addiction to flash fiction,
And when she died
The great literati cried,
But this rhyme is nought but fiction!
When A Young Lady Named Claire
When a young lady named Claire
Tied me up with her hair,
And I said, “is this right?”,
She replied, “its just for tonight”.
Good gentlemen, please beware of Claire!
When A Pretty But Strict Young Nurse
When a pretty but strict young nurse
Said, “your verse it grows steadily worse!”,
I said, “please, help it grow better”,
So she gave me a medical letter,
Which was written all in free verse!
When A Strange Young Lady Named White
When a strange young lady named White
Climbed into my bed late last night,
And I said a most friendly “hello!”,
She said, “I think you should know,
That my reputation is whiter than white!”.
K Morris - Poet 