When a young lady named Rose
Said, “please, stamp on my toes!”.
And I said, “are you a masochist”,
She said, “I most positively insist,
That you please, stamp on my toes!”.
When A Young Lady Named Rose
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When A Mournful Young Lady
When a mournful young lady said, “I’m sad”,
And I said,”that is really quite bad”,
And she said, “no, that’s my name,
For which my parents are to blame!”,
I said, “I’m glad to meet you, Sad!”.
When A Young Lady Dressed As A Duck
When a young lady dressed as a duck
Said, look, “you’ve gone and got it stuck!”.
I said to her, “Jane
Why must you complain!,
Just help me get this darned shelf up!”.
Whilst Walking Through A Field of Wheat
whilst walking through a field of wheat
I met a young man named Pete.
He was the farmer’s son
And carried a big gun,
So I quickly stopped trampling his wheat!
Whilst Out On My Estate Shooting Peasant
Whilst out on my estate shooting peasant
I met a young lady most pleasant,
Who said, “why not shoot bird?”,
I said, “have you not heard
That peasant is more pleasant than pheasant!”.
When An Elderly Gentleman Named Sam
When an elderly gentleman named Sam
Dated a young lady named Pam,
And all her girlfriends looked askance,
He asked them to come dance!
That chivalrous old gentleman named Sam!
When A Young Lady Named Lin
When a young lady named Lin
Jumped out from behind my bin,
And I said, “have you been sinning?”,
She just couldn’t stop her grinning.
So I joined Lin behind my bin!
A Young Lady Named Kirsty
A young lady named Kirsty,
Who was feeling extremely thirsty,
Took a job in a club,
Called the Oil and Rub,
Where gentlemen go when they’re thirsty!
When A Young Lady Named Leigh
When a young lady named Leigh
Invited me round for some tea,
And I said, “will there be cake?”,,
She said, “you should make no mistake,
There will be more than tea!”.
He Called On Aphrodite
He called on Aphrodite
To keep him company
At night.
But she,
Being otherwise engaged,
Paged
Lizzie,
Who suggested Claire
(As Lizzie
Was busy
washing her hair).
But Claire
Being blind drunk,
Recommended a rascally old monk!
So, in despair
He contacted Joan,
Who told him where
To go, over the telephone!
