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Much Has Been Sung

Much has been sung

Of women young

And middle-aged men who knew

Better, yet themselves flung

At the feet

Of maidens far from discreet …

 

So when I meet

Girls with high-heeled feet

I think with delight

Of the hot night,

Then sigh for that can not be,

For I am growing old you see …

 

When a journalist by the name of Lee

When a journalist by the name of Lee

Wrote a story about me

I threatened to sue

But my lawyer, named Lou

Said, “but sir, every word of it is true!”.