A young lady whose name is Rose
Walks around my neighbourhood wearing no clothes.
As for me
I drink whisky,
Whilst admiring the ring in her nose!
A Young Lady Named Rose
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A Young Lady Whose Name is Lou
A young lady whose name is Lou
Said, “the men have gone its true,
But I’ve torn my new dress,
This place is a terrible mess,
And mum’s due back here at 2!
A Young Man Who Calls Himself Warner
A young man who calls himself Warner
Frequents an adults only sauna
Where he’s served curry and rice
With lots of hot spice,
By a girl who says she’s Lorna!
A Young Lady Named Dolly
A young lady named Dolly
Asked to borrow my brolly,
And being extremely witty
And more than pretty,
She led me into folly!
A Lusty Young Lady Named Patricia
A lusty young lady named Patricia
Spanks men with her carpet slipper,
And when the fun is done
To her back kitchen she’ll run,
And cook them a tasty kipper!
A Young Lady Named Claire
A young lady named Claire
Said, “for bed I must prepare”.
So she took off her dress
Which, I have to confess,
Astounded my friend the mayor!
A Young Lady Named Claire
A young lady named Clair
Is a wiz with software.
She’s built a robot just like me.
And it even drinks tea,
And its having an affair with Flair!
A Young Lady Named Ocean
A young lady named Ocean
Is good at self promotion.
When she climbed Nelsons Column
With the PM dressed as Gollum,
The tourists, they all cheered Ocean!
Last Night I Met A Pretty Young Witch
Last night I met a pretty young witch
Who said, “I know how to get rich”.
I took her to bed
But, by morning she’d fled,
With my wallet, which made that witch rich!
I’m Dating A Girl Named Corral
I’m dating a girl named Corral
Who is extremely strict and moral.
So when round at her flat
I keep on my hat,
To avoid an almighty quarrel!
