I once had a very nice neighbour
Who always voted for Labour,
Whilst her elderly husband Rory
Was a very high Tory,
And their son, he played the Tabor!
I Once Had A Very Nice Neighbour
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A Beautiful Young Lady Named White
A beautiful young lady named White
Keeps me awake at night,
By playing on her violin,
Which causes quite a din,
But the rests such sweet delight!
When A Young Lady Named Leigh
When a young lady named Leigh
Said, “do you like my poetry?”,
I said, “its very nice,
But its full of vice,
So I really like it Leigh!”.
A Young Man Named Lake
A young man named Lake
Said, “your poems are very opaque”.
So I wrote one in latin,
About girls in pink satin,
Who keep wicked old poets awake.
Friday Afternoon Humour
When a young lady named Lou
Got her shoe stuck in very strong glue
And she said, “help me get it off!”,
I said, with a delicate cough,
“But we are in public just now, Lou!”.
—
When I saw a witches coven
Dancing around a very hot oven
And they said, “come here”,
I offered them some beer,
And joined them in their coven.
A Young Man Named Frank
A young man named Frank
Was extremely tall and lank.
He had absolutely no charm,
But owned a very large modern farm,
So all the women loved Frank!
A Young Lady Whose Name Is Rose
A young lady whose name is Rose
Jumped up and down on my toes,
Which caused me great pain,
But she did it again!
And then, she tweaked my poor nose!
Tuesday Humour
when a gorgeous young lady named Fay
Said, “see how the lambs they play.
Come with me to yonder field,
Where all maidens must surely yield,
I said, “but Fay, its raining today!”.
—
A young lady named Jane
Sang a most mournful refrain.
I could repeat her song,
As it wouldn’t take long,
But its copyright of Jane!
—
A very ugly and most ancient squire
Said, “I must sire
Lots of healthy offspring
To please my king,
But my young wife has no desire!”.
My Liberated Young Friend, Whose Named Dawn
My liberated young friend, whose named Dawn
Works in the field of porn.
She has lots of silk stockings,
And I’ve heard late night knockings,
From that pawnbrokers shop owned by Dawn!
When A Careless Young Lady Named Louise
When a careless young lady named Louise
Sat on a hive of bees,
And said, with a terrible scream
“Please, cool me down with icecream!”,
I said, “but bees make honey, Louise!”.
K Morris - Poet 