There once was a poet named Mitch
Who said, “I’m incredibly rich!”.
His friend Guy
Liked to lie,
But he was nowhere as bad as Mitch!
There Once Was A Poet Named Mitch
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A Budding Poet, Named Lee
A budding poet named Lee
Composes lots of dark poetry.
He swears that its there
But, without the light’s glare,
Its far to dark to see!
A Middle-Aged Gentleman Visiting Stirling
A middle-aged gentleman visiting Stirling
Is always his moustache twirling
At all the beautiful young women,
Whilst his mind is on sinning.
And it’s very nice in Stirling!
When A Girl Dressed As A Goat
When a girl dressed as a goat
Said, “Sir, have you been to vote?”,
I said, “yes of course
And, were you a horse
You would not have eaten my coat!”.
When A Young Lady In The Nude
When a young lady in the nude
Said, “sir, I think you’re a prude!”,
I said, “my dear Rose
You look great without clothes,
But the supermarket staff think you rude!”.
A Young Lady Named Gwen
A young lady named Gwen
Threw at me her pen.
And when I said, “don’t do that!”,
She threw at me her hat.
It happened at half-past 10!
A Young Lady Named Miss Hocking
A young lady named Miss Hocking
Ties men up with her stocking.
The vicar’s wife Claire
Is far from fair,
And her daughter’s name is Hocking.
When I Dated The Beautiful Daughter
When I dated the beautiful daughter
Of a rather famous old author,
He was truly delighted
And so very excited,
That he threw me in the water!
Shop Girls
While
Out shopping, sometimes I smile
At shop girls, and think
A thought,
That I ought
Not to think,
And the devil does wink
And whispers low,
“you know
That, one day,
They may See through thee”.
When I Met A Young Lady Named Pam
When I met a young lady named Pam
With a baby in a pram,
And she said, “he looks just like you!”,
I said, “that is undoubtedly true”,
And then I took a flight to Iran!
K Morris - Poet 