Tag Archives: humorous verse

There Was A Young Lady Called White

There was a young lady called White
Who died one bleak midnight.
When she entered my room
In the depths of the gloom
I received a terrible fright!

There was a young lady called White
Who died one bleak midnight.
When she entered my room
In the depths of the gloom
I said”please, turn on the light!”.

There was a young lady called White
Who died one bleak midnight.
When she entered my room
In the December gloom
I said “is that you, Miss White?”

There was a young lady called White
Who died one bleak midnight.
My good friend Jane
Does maintain
That she haunts her house at night!

There was a young lady called White
Who died one bleak midnight.
The drink making me brave
I slept on her grave
But I didn’t see Miss White!

There Was A Young Lady Of France

There was a young lady of France

Who performed an erotic rain dance.

A young man walking by

Said “the weather it remains dry,

But I really like your dance!”.

 

There was a young lady of France

Who performed an erotic rain dance.

When a young man walking by

Just happened to catch her eye

It led to a little romance!

 

I Know A Petite Blonde

I know a petite blonde
Of whom I’m rather fond.
Being in search of romance
I asked her to dance
And we waltzed in her garden pond …

I know a petite blond
Of whom I’m rather fond.
Being in search of romance
I asked her to dance
But she pushed me into the pond!

An Elderly Brexiteer

An elderly Brexiteer called Mia
Said “I have no fear
Of leaving the EU
For the sky tis deep blue!”.

A Remainer named Sue
Made reply
“The sky
Tis turning black
Best take your mack!”.

I sat back
And thought
Ought I
To say “one of you
Does lie
For it can not be true
That the sky
Is both black and blue.

There Was A Young Lady Of Harwich

There was a young lady of Harwich
Who entered into marriage
With a sailor called Lee.
And when he went to sea
I comforted that young lady of Harwich …

There was a young lady of Harwich
Who entered into marriage
With a man called Hope,
But being unable to cope
She escaped with me in my carriage …

There Was A Young Lady From Bangkok

There was a young lady from Bangkok

Who wore a very short frock.

A tourist called Paul

Fell off a wall

At the shock of that very short frock!

 

There was a young lady from Bangkok

Who wore a very short frock.

A bishop called Paul

Said “angels will fall

At the sight of that very short frock!”.

Our Man In A Place Called Bangkok

Our man in a place called Bangkok
Owns an old grandfather clock.
Each day at dawn
He takes Pimms on the lawn
To the chimes of that grandfather clock!

Our man in a place called Bangkok
Owns an old grandfather clock.
His mistress Dawn
Thinks the chimes forlorn
So she doesn’t like that clock!