There was a young man named Steve
Whose habit it was to thieve.
He broke into the house of Hogg,
Who owns a fearce old dog,
And few people grieve for Steve!
There Was A Young Man Named Steve
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When A Young Lady Named Henrietta
When a young lady named Henrietta
Sent me an extremely rude letter,
I replied in a trice,
“That was not very nice,
And your spelling is atrocious, Henrietta!”.
A Naughty Young Lady Named Bella
A naughty young lady named Bella
Had more than just 1 fella,
But a bishop called Paul
Didn’t like that at all,
So saved her, by marrying Bella!
Leigh Who Likes Erotic Poetry
A young lady named Leigh
Is fond of erotic poetry,
Which she recites each night
By the moon’s soft light,
Whilst looking straight at me!
A young lady named Leigh
Is extremely fond of erotic poetry,
Which she writes each night
By the star’s bright light,
Whilst I’m hiding up a tree!
When A Young Lady Whose Name Is Yvette
When a young lady whose name is Yvette
Said, “my hair is very wet”,
And I said, “come in from the rain”,
She replied with the greatest disdain,
“But then my hair would not be wet!”.
As I Ascended The Darkened Stair\
As I ascended the darkend stair
I met a young lady called Claire
Who said, “I am with certainty knowing
Where we 2 are now going”.
She’s a naughty young lady is Claire!
When A Beautiful Spy Who Looked Forlorn
When a beautiful spy who looked forlorn
Said, “I must surely die at dawn”,
And I replied, “you are very hot”,
She said, “I thank you a lot,
But I still must die at dawn!”.
When A Young Lady Named Lyme
When a young lady named Lyme
Asked, “would you like a good time?”,
I said, “would you take a look
In my newly published poetry book,,
As I’m sure you’re into great rhyme!
Whilst Lazing In My Bath
Whilst lazing in my bath
I heard a knowing laugh,
And said, “is that you Miss Hogg?
But ’twas only a dog,
That laughed at me in my bath!
A Young Lady Whose Name Is White
A young lady whose name is White
Visited my website late last night,
And left a message truly shocking
About the loss of shoe and stocking,
Do you think she’ll be back tonight?
K Morris - Poet 