Me reading my poem ‘The delight of snow’.
Me reading my poem ‘The delight of snow’.
Me reading my poem ‘The crooked tree’.
Me reading my poem ‘This rhyme is out of time’.
Me reading my poem ‘Rhodes’.
Me reading my poem ‘Barefoot’.
Me reading my poem ‘Sandwich Wrapper’.
There was a young lady called Bell.
Who I knew extremely well.
She worked as a dancer
And was a bit of a chancer
As all the boys will tell.
There was a young man from town
Who wore a perpetual frown.
He went out on the lash
And splashed lots of cash
But he never lost that frown.
(Note: to “go out on the lash” means to go out drinking, frequently with the intention of becoming intoxicated.
To “splash”, in this context means to spend).
There was a young man named Lee
Who wrote a limerick about me.
It was extremely rude
And rather crude
So I can’t repeat it you see!
There was a young lady called Michelle
Who had a friend named Nell.
They lived on my street
And we would meet
By the local wishing well.
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There was a young lady called Michelle
Who decided her soul to sell.
Having run out of money
The devil paid her in honey,
Or so her friends do tell.