I know a young lady called Kate
Who has enjoyed many a hot date.
My girlfriend Leigh
Likes the number 3
And we are very fond of Kate!
I Know A Young Lady Called Kate
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Entering the Room
Entering the room
In headscarf
With just a hint of perfume.
Half West
And the rest?
She is familiar with the headscarf.
And the rest
Is a hint of scent
The West
And repent?
I Saw A Ghost
I saw a ghost, that was somewhere
Yet not there.
I will deny
That it appeared to me
For, you see
Things of the night
Should stay out of sight
Of polite
Company.
A Doctor Who’s Name Is Kirt
A doctor who’s name is Kirt
Said, “this really won’t hurt”
But his huge syringe
Caused me to cringe
And that needle it really did hurt!
A Young Lady Who Wears Stilettos
A young lady who wears stilettos
Goes walking through the ghettos.
Her name it is Claire
And she is well known there
And she wears only stilettos …
I Know A Young Lady of Rye
I know a young lady of Rye
Who eats nothing but pie.
She has grown so very plump
That she can neither walk nor jump.
And she works at a baker’s in Rye!
On Entering My Room Last Night
On entering my room last night
I received a bit of a fright.
As there on my bed
In her nightdress blood red
Lounged a vampire with fangs pearly white!
When a Young Lady Who’s Name is Joan
When a young lady who’s name is Joan
Composed a poem on her phone,
And sent it to me, at just gone 3
It made me weep and moan!
‘Tis Bliss to Kiss
‘Tis bliss
To kiss
And, if the mood be right
To spend the night
With a special one.
And, when she is gone
The remembrance
Of that kiss
Does persist,
A semblance
Of bliss
That was, but never is.
A Young Lady Who’s Name Is Hocking
A young lady who’s name is Hocking
Engaged in conduct most shocking.
She came round to me
At just gone 3
And left behind her stocking.
K Morris - Poet 