The Bishop’s Lapse

When a single young lady in red

Made love in the bishop’s new bed,

And the bed it collapsed

She said, “we have lapsed!

And we’ve landed on the vicar’s head!”
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Copyright: Kevin Morris.

2 thoughts on “The Bishop’s Lapse

    1. K Morris Poet's avatarK Morris Poet

      It is a shame about the bishop’s broken bed. However, the landing of it on the vicar’s head gave that reverend gentleman a splitting headache from which he is still recovering! So I think the vicar deserves more of our sympathy, although its probably best to gloss over why he was hiding under the bishop’s bed in the first place …!

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