There was a young lady of Berlin
Who was extremely tall and thin.
Whilst running for a train
She fell down a drain,
And dropped her bottle of gin!
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There was a young lady of Berlin
Who was extremely tall and thin.
Whilst running for an express train
She got stuck in a drain,
Which made a wicked man grin!
—
When a young boy from the Netherlands
Said, “why do young women in the windows stand?”.
And why does that winking red light
Never cease to shine, both day and night?”,
His father said, “this is Holland, young Bland”.
K Morris - Poet 
This is splendid Kevin. You are an unbelievable poet.
Thank you Gabriela. You are very kind. Enjoy your Friday and the coming weekend. All the best, Kevin
My pleasure Kevin. Thank you for your kind wishes.