When A Young Lady Named Patricia

When a young lady named Patricia
Advertised her services as a stripper,
The police went straight round
But found only her hound,
Chewing on the Chief Constable’s slipper!

6 thoughts on “When A Young Lady Named Patricia

    1. K Morris Poet's avatarK Morris Poet Post author

      I feel sure that there must be a perfectly innocent explanation as to how Patricia’s hound came to be chewing the Chief Constable’s slipper. Although I understand that his wife does not believe his protestations of innocence, (I really can’t think why)!

      Thanks for your comment, Debbie. Kevin

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