When a young lady named Patricia
Advertised her services as a stripper,
The police went straight round
But found only her hound,
Chewing on the Chief Constable’s slipper!
When a young lady named Patricia
Advertised her services as a stripper,
The police went straight round
But found only her hound,
Chewing on the Chief Constable’s slipper!
I enjoyed your bitty twist here Kevin….
Thanks, Ivor. I’m glad you enjoyed it. Best wishes, Kevin
Wow. A great Chuef Constable.
Indeed he was, Lorraine! Best wishes, Kevin
Haha!! Caught in the act..almost!
I feel sure that there must be a perfectly innocent explanation as to how Patricia’s hound came to be chewing the Chief Constable’s slipper. Although I understand that his wife does not believe his protestations of innocence, (I really can’t think why)!
Thanks for your comment, Debbie. Kevin