There Once Was A PM Called Boris

There once was a PM called Boris
Who, whilst reading The Odes of Horace,
Spied the Downing Street Cat
With a rather large rat,
Which rather put the PM off Horace!

6 thoughts on “There Once Was A PM Called Boris

  1. blindzanygirl's avatarblindzanygirl

    The rather large rat was called Doris
    And she’d come to this country from Paris
    She exclaimed Oh drat
    I can’t dance on that mat
    I’ll settle to being a florist

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