On Going To Bed Last Night

On going to bed last night
I met 2 young ladies in white.
When I gazed in surprise
They batted their eyes
And said, “do you have lodgings tonight . . .?”.

On going to bed last night
I met 2 young ladies in white.
When I gazed in surprise
They said, “we shall tell you no lies,
We are vampires who haunt the black night . . .”.

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4 thoughts on “On Going To Bed Last Night

  1. blindzanygirl

    Oh God Kevin. The first one made me laugh out loud, and then the second one made me gasp. Love these.

    Reply

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