On going to bed last night
I met 2 young ladies in white.
When I gazed in surprise
They batted their eyes
And said, “do you have lodgings tonight . . .?”.
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On going to bed last night
I met 2 young ladies in white.
When I gazed in surprise
They said, “we shall tell you no lies,
We are vampires who haunt the black night . . .”.
K Morris - Poet 
Oh God Kevin. The first one made me laugh out loud, and then the second one made me gasp. Love these.
Thank you, Lorraine. I’m delighted you gained so much pleasure from these 2 poems of mine. Best wishes – Kevin
Two sides of a coin. ☺. Interesting.
Thank you. I’m pleased you like my humorous verses. Best wishes – Kevin